Saturday, October 11, 2008
Rude
Why not say something funny - just make sure your friend can take a joke!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I never liked you
Cos you smell of poo
I'm really gonna miss ya, but not enough to kiss ya.
I'd like to say it's been nice working with you, but that would suggest you've actually done some work.
You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I never liked you
Cos you smell of poo
I'm really gonna miss ya, but not enough to kiss ya.
I'd like to say it's been nice working with you, but that would suggest you've actually done some work.
You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
Office
Here's some funny ones you can use in your office!
So what's your email address - you're still going to compile the TPS reports, right?
“Things won’t be the same without you”……
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can I have your mousepad
and your stapler too?
So what's your email address - you're still going to compile the TPS reports, right?
“Things won’t be the same without you”……
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can I have your mousepad
and your stapler too?
Leaving quotes
A good quote is great for when you can't think of what to write - why not let someone else do the work!
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own. - Thomas Mann
I'm not gonna cry, I'm going to part with a smile on my face - Suzu -Tales Of Phantasia
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. - Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing. - William Shakespeare Sonnet lxxxvii
Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. - Richard Bach
A memory lasts forever.
Never does it die.
True friends stay together.
And never say goodbye. Tell a Friend - Anon.
Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell. Jean Paul Richter
Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye? - Author Unknown
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell - Emily Dickinson, Parting
Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes - Henry David Thoreau
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning - Ivy Baker Priest
May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand - Irish Blessing
Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? - Richard Bach
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch - Garrison Keillor
Where is the good in goodbye? - Meredith Willson, The Music Man (Thanks, Thomas)
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave - A.A. Milne
A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again - Author Unknown
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own. - Thomas Mann
I'm not gonna cry, I'm going to part with a smile on my face - Suzu -Tales Of Phantasia
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. - Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing. - William Shakespeare Sonnet lxxxvii
Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. - Richard Bach
A memory lasts forever.
Never does it die.
True friends stay together.
And never say goodbye. Tell a Friend - Anon.
Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell. Jean Paul Richter
Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye? - Author Unknown
Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell - Emily Dickinson, Parting
Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes - Henry David Thoreau
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning - Ivy Baker Priest
May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand - Irish Blessing
Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? - Richard Bach
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch - Garrison Keillor
Where is the good in goodbye? - Meredith Willson, The Music Man (Thanks, Thomas)
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave - A.A. Milne
A goodbye isn't painful unless you're never going to say hello again - Author Unknown
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